Collection: Funny/Sarcastic

Fueled by dark humor

Why would I take the high road

I'm filled with beauty & grace

Please hold - I haven't had my caffeine yet

I could stop being petty

I don't rise and shine

Never the contact, always the emergency

For the record..

Chaos Coordinator

Zery clucks given

I don't need a ticket to your shitshow

Sorry I can't I'm busy introverting

Just a ray of sarcastic sunshine

Queen of ignoring red flags

Queen of ignoring red flags (distressed)

Petty was never a phase

Petty was never a phase

Just a mama trying not to raise assholes

Get in loser we're getting caffeine and hitting curbs

Therapy is expensive saying hell yeah brother is free

Fuck your bad vibes

Fluent in fowl language

Bunnies are overrated stay feral

All trash no trailer