Collection: Funny/Sarcastic

Coffee to warm my cold dead soul

When killing them with kindness

I just need another tattoo

I just need another tatttoo

For the record...

I can't wait to financially afford who I am

That sounds like my wife's problem

That sounds like my husbands problem

Please hold I havent' had my caffeine yet

Please don't call me

The tears of my enemies

I'm a mom.. ofcourse I'm drinking

Sorry if I look interested I'm not

Overstimulated mom with spoiled ass kids

Overstimulated & highly caffeinated mom

I'll get over it - dramatic first

I love the tea when it's not about me

I whisper wtf to myself

You look like a headache

Always stressed out

Running on caffeine, chaos and bad decisions

I'm not always irritated and sarcastic

Take a chill pill

Assuming that I care..