Collection: Funny/Sarcastic

I'm a mom.. ofcourse I'm drinking

Sorry if I look interested I'm not

Overstimulated mom with spoiled ass kids

Overstimulated & highly caffeinated mom

I'll get over it - dramatic first

I love the tea when it's not about me

I whisper wtf to myself

You look like a headache

I was made for lazy days

Fueled by a lot of anxiety and attitude

Checkered flower

Am I dead inside?

Give me something

Undiagnosed but something ain't right

Please hesitate to reach out

If you gotta man tell him I said shut up

It costs nothing to be unhinger and I love a bargain

I didn't realize I was supposed to know how to do everything by my second rodeo

Don't let stupid people ruin your day

Red rover red rover run me the hell over

Not gonna hold my horses

Why take the high road when you can take the psycho path

Maybe your path is harder because your calling is higher

Don't duck with my me time